A little boy goes to his Father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”
The Father replied ” Well, Son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your Mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was to late hit the delete button, nine months later a pop-up appeared that said:
You got male